No Sock Day

May 8th:
No Socks Day is a day to free your toes of the confines of socks and stocking. The creators of this day also profess that No Socks Day will reduce your laundry load, and therefore, is healthy for the environment.

Give those toes of yours a breath of fresh air on No Sock Day!

by Pandabear8675309 May 10, 2012

Lonelytine’s Day

Lonelytines day is like Valentine’s Day but we don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend. So we eat junk and watch memes. This event is reserved for people who are:

•single

•heartbroken

•crushing

•Lonely people

Person 1: it’s Valentine’s Day!!
Person 2: don’t you mean lonelytine’s day?

by Yo te February 5, 2020

Nathan Day

If you know a guy named Nathan, invite him over! Nathan’s are all around good guys. I mean come on, have you ever met a mean Nathan? No! If you’re feeling extra generous, make out with him and make his day extra special! The only thing with this though, he has no choice but to say yes. So Nathan, if you looked up your name on here and you are reading this, if a girl sends you this, SAY YES. SHES PROBABLY A DIME AND YOU CAN GET SOME KISSING ACTION. Anyways, November 5th is Nathan day, so ladies hit up that special Nathan in your life

Chick: Heyyyy Nathan! Wanna come over
Nathan: Sounds great, but why?
Chick: Well it’s Nathan Day and we can make out if you want because that’s just what you do on Nathan day
Nathan: Hell yea I’ll be there!

by millerjakey! October 28, 2021

valentine’s day

actual definition of shit.

“valentine’s day makes me feel depressed. so basically, my whole day is shitty.”

by daddu February 14, 2018

Cerfunctionous Day

It is known as the day that the strawberry became king. you celebrate it by doing small tasks once a year on august 21st

at noon- drink orange juice and brush teeth

1:30- eat strawberries

2:00- buy a beach ball and pop w/ mouth

3:00- cartwheel

4:00- eat an entire can of sweet corn

did you do that cartwheel because it was Cerfunctionous Day? DAMN

by pinkpterodactyl August 21, 2017

mental day

The act of skipping either a event, such as school, or work, in order to clear your head, and de-stress from the overwhelming reality of life.

(also known as mental day off)

Guy #1: Dude, where were you in school today?
Guy #2: Oh, I was taking a mental day off from all that Calculus work.
Guy #1: I feel you, bro, I feel you....

by crazyjoe30 November 10, 2014

Poits day

Piss on it, Tomorrows Saturday.

Hey Chuck, you going to get that report done soon?

No! Its Poits Days afterall.

by BlocRoc December 7, 2015