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pseudo-convo

An online dialogue, preferably with a member of the opposite sex.

Whether one utilizing Gtalk or AIM, or any number of chat clients, the pseudo-convo is deployed in the attempt to not say anything completely retarded. If one does, blaming the medium is the normal recourse.

This way, one can both save face and the perception of self-respect is still intact.

Additionally the chance to score remains.
"Dude, just call her. Don't be such a bitch."

"Nah, maybe I should have a pseudo-convo, I'm a little drunk still."

"Good call. Maybe you can get a BJ or something then."

"Forshizzle, yo."
by Woodizzle April 23, 2009
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Porn conversion

A conversion from the square to the porn life style because it similar to a religious conversion. It is the realization that all this time you could have been getting some and that life is flat and empty without and getting some is one of the main things in life or even the meaning of life it's self.
He had a porn conversion.
by The Fury 13 November 23, 2010
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hippy convention

When a group of hippies come together (sometimes for days) and dont take showers, tie-dye shirts, hold pointless conversations, and do nothing.
I went to a hippy convention with my friend Danielle, shes not use to showering and loves to hold pointless conversations.
by mjc2n8 December 3, 2011
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The Converter

When three people have sex, where the girl is riding on a cock cowgirl position (Anally) but she was leaning back enough for a woman to fuck her in the vagina with a strap-on while the man fucking girl one in the ass licked girl two's ass.
Hey, where have you been?

Tam, Nick and i tried the Converter last night.
by ThunderProcella June 28, 2011
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Playing Convertibles

When 2 straight guys hold their dinks out, touching tip to tip and take turns rolling their skin / foreskin on an off the tip.
Oh those two lazy bastards, they're too busy "playing convertibles" to get off their asses and come to the BBQ, party, club etc etc

Why don't you two losers stop bothering me and get back to your game of "playing convertibles"
by Not playin convertibles July 29, 2011
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Simultaneously Convertext

Having two conversations while texting the same person
Whenever i simultaneously convertext, I end up getting really confused as to what the hell the other person is referring too.
by Machinarine September 5, 2011
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multiple conversation disorder

Multiple Conversation Disorder, commonly known as MCD, is a disorder that ravages people most likely with some form of ADD. It is the natural tendency to have many ongoing conversations at once, with no common coherency or relation to each other. It mostly occurs between people who are awesome.
Simulated text conversation with multiple conversation disorder:

You suck.

Your favorite color is blue right?

Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:
by victim_of_MCD December 27, 2011
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