balls cold 

A time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it - your balls.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.

Bro I walked outside yesterday dressed in shorts and a shirt. It was balls cold.

balls cold by O Purehitta April 21, 2011

pig cold 

a standard cold or illness caught around the time of the swine flu epidemic. named as such due to the moment anyone claims to be unwell during this period they are instantly told they must have swine flu.

dave: james was coughing yesterday, we all thought it was swine flu, apparently he is better now, must have just been pig cold.

pig cold by Danny Hardcore July 28, 2009

swine cold 

an illness that is compared to the swine flu , but not nearly as serious.

"oh snap man I think I got Swine Flu!"

"Naw, you just got a swine cold."

swine cold by ridetheyak September 13, 2009

chemical cold

symptoms similar to having a cold such as the sniffles or congestion that are caused by the snorting of cocaine.

Are you sick, man?
Naww, I'm just coming down with a chemical cold from last night.

chemical cold by fuckyeah91 June 4, 2011

Canadian Cold Shoulder 

A type of killing as defined by earlier Dutch (militia) settlers in Canada.
"Canadian Cold Shoulder" is when you sever either the right or left subclavian artery with a blade in the shoulder as you walk past the victim. Do to the rapid loss of blood, the body will decrease in temperature especially around the area of the wound. If the victim survives they will most definitely feel ice cold, hence the name "Canadian Cold Shoulder"

Lamens terms: stab victims shoulder while passing by, victim will bleed out & only see your back as you walk away, "Canadian Cold Shoulder"

(theres debate whether or not Dutch settlers used it against the aboriginals or if in fact it was a swift defence mechanism used against the settlers)

colombian necktie, canadian cold shoulder, cold shoulder, canadian shoulder pad,

Canadian Cold Shoulder by alwysgldn December 12, 2013

sloppy cold cuts 

The ass cheeks of a very large woman.

"when I was at the grocery store I saw a nice set of sloppy cold cuts"

sloppy cold cuts by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

Hoth cold 

How a Star Wars fan would describe bitter cold weather. Compares winter weather with conditions on the ice planet Hoth.

It’s not just cold. It’s Hoth cold! Your tauntaun will freeze!

Hoth cold by Hannibal Cannabis March 1, 2019