bum-chutney

a more modern and effective word for describing having the shits.
my arse is on fire, ive been suffering from a cronic case of bum-chutney. or. oh jesus christ the dogs shot bum-chutney all over the skirting board again.
by rockout27 June 11, 2007
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bum cheese

dry cum left around the bum hole after a hard nights bumming.
my bum hole feels sore and crusty loads of bum cheese. I do hope you dont have aids now would you do one because i have to go and poo big time and i dont know you that well.
by mrphil the dilldo March 02, 2010
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Bum Fight

Getting naked and then violently smacking butt cheeks until on butt hole bleeds
Aidan and Carl just had a bum fight. They both lost
by KwakuMcNoirSauce June 11, 2019
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Bum City

Adj. Exceeding in excellence or good taste. Can be used to almost anything, from furniture to food. Composed of the word bum, meaning phat, and city, meaning a large area with a high population (Mainly focusing on the dense population part).
Person A: Lemme get at that pound cake!

Person B: I don't know if it's good or not.

Person A: If it's bad, I'll throw it out, but if it's bum city, I'll devour it.
by Geoffrey Ginger April 17, 2010
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Bum Fold

When a fellow humans bum cheeks create a crevice or "fold"
*pulls down trousers*
*has bum fold*
by Soo Doenim October 27, 2010
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your bum

is not as nice as my bum. yours is hairy.
Look, my bums smoooooooth, your has hair, and i think thats shavers rash?
by King Loz September 01, 2003
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bum troubler

a knob jockey who likes man juice, a deep shit diver who is skilled in the arts of brown magic
boy george is a proper bum troubler!
by sk3pt1c January 07, 2006
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