Morning Boffee

Upon waking up and running late you and your significant other have morning sex to wake instead of the usual coffee.

“Hey George, how are you?”
“I’m good Bill, had my morning boffee.”

by Urban mythic January 14, 2019

Music Boffin

When someone is very smart at the Subject Music like when you get forced to go music lessons all the time.

"Oi Lewis Ya Music Boffin" Or "What you doin you music boffin"

by Balby Dosser February 2, 2019

ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

ex-boyfriend

1. a boy who you used to know. a boy who owned your heart and still does. it hurts you every time you think about him because you’ll never be over him. and when you try to move on because you’re told to, it feels wrong to hold someone else or kiss someone else. he is unbelievable perfect but you were so lost in him to realise you were hurting him and he blames himself. you probably won’t get out of bed for a while after breaking up and you’ll need lots of comfort food. a piece of you will always be with him, the times you shared. the special moments all gone because he needs a break. you broke him. so one day you try and fix shit but you only drift further apart and your whole world is being ripped from underneath you. you lose yourself and can’t breathe. i want him back.

he broke me. i broke him and how he’s my ex-boyfriend

by emo55678 March 4, 2019

Second Boyfriend

Someone who is already in a relationship, like yourself, that you deeply care for and have a loving attachment to. The feelings are mutual between you two, so you make it unofficially official. You don’t want to share this person with anyone other than their significant other. You’re in a relationship with each other on the side.

When you have more than one boyfriend

“Monday’s are for second boyfriends”

by SecondgirlfriendNicki June 30, 2019

Bernie Boffing

When you are having intercourse and the male is humping so slow you think he is dead.

We snuck into the room and saw The gump Bernie Boffing that hog!! Giving her the ole slow stroke.

by Breth Pham April 11, 2019

demo boyfriend

Either A single or taken male that gives the boyfriend experience to a single person for emotional and or physical suport. But at the same time kissing and anything beyond that would be off the table such as making out, oral sex,anal, and sex

In short a polyamorous relationship

Similar to having Two partners, one that gets kissed, loved, and whoes relationship is more than that of friends, and One that simply is loved and treated like a boyfriend of girlfriend but at the end of the day is just a friend that needs someone to not feel lonley almost like a human comfort animal

Bassically the demo boyfriend is dating someone who has put them in the frendzone from the start

by Rin_ Okumura August 6, 2019