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needledick-the-fly-fucker

A sobriquet to tag the underhung with.
Rob hits on all the ladies but is known as needledick-the-fly-fucker.
by megnao flimpis July 3, 2003
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Candy Cunt Fucker

When the girl puts the candy in her vagina and you start fucking her with your penis putting the candy further into her pussy then you eat it out
"Dude, i was so bored last night with Danielle so i candy cunt fucked her then ate it out of her vagina and it went so far up it had shit on it." "Wow man, youre one hell of a candy cunt fucker."
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fuck the fucking fuckers

Often used sarcasticly to show that the speaker/author is "so angry" that s/he must resort to making most of his/her words expletives.
A: I'm gonna kill you, man!

B: Oh, oh my. I'm soooo scared. Fuck the fucking fuckers.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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lesbian titty fucker

a lesbian woman who is more fascinated with the boobs than any other part of the body
by merman24000 July 27, 2012
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yodeling hickup fucker

yodeling is an excellent breathing exercise used to help control an orgasm of a guy so he lasts longer. so when a guy is doing a women in the v-hole while yodeling and then accidentally puts it in her butt unexpectedly her orgasm moans turn into a spontaneous hickup often caused by deep inhales and exhales.
Guy "So I was doing my girlfriend last night and I was yodeling and she was hickuping, I just really thought I was in a very strange Swedish porn video. Can you give me any advise?

Psychiatrist "Yes. Your a yodeling hickup fucker."

When I left the room after experiencing anunusual sex incident with the wife, I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and said "Your a Yodeling Hickup Fucker."
by bobsagnuts October 1, 2009
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door lock fucker

A person who inserts their penis into the keyhole of a door in an attempt to unlock the door, or for pleasure.
Tom: Man I never thought Steve was a door lock fucker.
Oliver: Yea he was riding that thing hard.
Melinda: I think he was locked out though.
by Woojoe7 February 18, 2010
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Hoe ass fucker

A hoe ass fucker is basically a gay fuckboy but hoe ass fucker is more fun to say. Also, stupid guys who do stupid shit because they are idiots are known as hoe ass fuckers. If you are fimiliar with the common “guy wanting you for about a week, but then the idea of a relationship hits him” catastrophe then there you go. He’s a hoe ass fucker.
All the guys who leave me are hoe ass fuckers..
by Ennaeel December 31, 2017
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