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double joke

The ultimate form of humor. A joke that is planted and has face meaning, but also can me a direct or indirect insult, or a comment with a deeper meaning.
Earlier, anonymous girl told me about luke P because “he’s cute” from the bachelorette’s latest 2019 edition (AL Hannah)
As we both watch the scotland episode, I decided to shred luke p
“Dude this guy is a walking survey”
Says ‘oh so tell me about this’
‘Cliche’
‘Cliche’
‘Cliche’
But ‘so cute though”

To analyze:
I rip the schmuck and my in my last line ‘so cute tho’ is something luke p said, but also something anonymous girl said, which is where the deeper meaning should sink in.

That is how the double joke card is played
by BrettSvergara June 11, 2019
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double burner

Double burner, a hot and spicy food eg curry / chilli, that burns on the way in and the way out!
"Last night had vindeloo, hot as hell was sweating my balls off, now the dreaded ring sting, a right double burner"
by jamz b December 3, 2011
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Double Damn

Double Damn: When a female expresses interest in an attractive male by exclaiming "Damn!" , followed by the female's female friend repeating said action.
A very muscular man is jogging down the street, shirtless and sweaty. Two female friends notice him and yell out respectively and at two separate times, "damn!". This is an example of a Double Damn.
by Wildcat girls August 1, 2012
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double-defected

In the IT industry, the act of having two defects submitted for the same issue by the same person. (see Burbaged)
In what seemed to be an almost deliberate oversight, she double-defected me for the same green check mark issue!
by maritimeseven August 24, 2006
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Double Wrong

One stupid decision leads to another stupid decision
Bill decided not to go to work one morning and got fired for doing so. The next day Bill had to rob a bank to stay wealthy. Bill had done a double wrong
by MMrMean January 17, 2009
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Double rainbow

A term referring to someone who is both autistic and LGBTQIA+.

For those out of the loop, a common symbol/colors for LGBT folk is the rainbow-originally came in 8 stripes (each with different color) but there's since been several variations of the original rainbow. It is often associated with the diversity--although the original colors did have their own meanings--inherent in the extended LGBT community. In addition, a symbol of the autism rights movement is the rainbow infinity sign (NOT the puzzle piece), which also represents diversity, only this time of the human mind.

Unsurprisingly, LGBT people and autistic people may be able to relate to each other. Both have been the targets of "conversion" therapies, bullying, stereotypes, violence including murders, and otherwise stigmatized. In fact, there's hate groups that want to remove gays and/or autistics (I do NOT want to name them). In addition, there may be some relationship between both demographics: one study has found that people at gender clinics are 10x more likely to be diagnosed with/are diagnosable with autism.
Living under a double rainbow presents its own sorts of challenges as you are part of two oft stigmatized groups, but you are also a living example of a rebellion as you defy and question what is arbitrarily considered normal and good.
by RandomQualia September 30, 2019
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double jeopardy

when you raise your ass to another person's face, positioning the asshole right in line with their nostrils, and stategically placing your scrotum on top of their mouth. Then, you proceed to fart, giving the other person the unenviable position of having to choose between breathing in the flatulence through their nose, or breathing through their mouth to swallow the scrotum whole.
Damn son, I heard Johnny got pissed at Mary and gave her the double jeopardy. I bet she wish she didn't give him her taco.
by steve ji March 17, 2008
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