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August 1

August 1st was when the most bitchiest girls are born, if you know anyone born on August 1st cut them out of your life immediately.
Girl 1: Did you know your bestie was born on August 1st?!
Girl 2: NOO WHAT! I HAVE TO DROP HER RIGHT NOW!
by Kayla Laws July 30, 2021
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December 1

December 1st is Sapnap appreciation day!! Everyone tell Sapnap how much we love him!! He deserves it!
Person 1: It’s December 1st!!
Person 2: Let’s go tell Sapnap how much we love him!
by katkit27 November 29, 2020
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tier 1 pricing

To be of utmost exclusivity and “in the know” of an event, concert, or night club as having purchased tickets during an exclusive limited sale period.
“Guys, I got us these tickets at tier 1 pricing. You’re welcome!”
by d0odicLe August 26, 2018
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1, 2 switcheroo

When one needs to use a public restroom to take a #2 and finds that he is not alone. Because he is too embarrassed to take a shit while another is present, that individual fakes to use a urinal until the other person leaves the restroom and then switches to a toilet for a #2.
Man 1: I had to take a massive dump today while I was in class.

Man 2: OK?

Man 1: So I walked out of class and went to the restroom. And when I was in there someone else was there as well. So I faked like I was pissing in the urinal until he left and did the 1, 2 switcheroo.
by kennyj48 October 24, 2013
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#1 glizzy gobbler

someone who can gobble up a massive, mega, ultra huge cock without gaging instantly
look of there... its the #1 glizzy gobbler
by truthhh tellerrr August 8, 2022
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square root of -1

Something to compare a lie to because the square root of -1 doesn't exist.
You: "My girlfriend is having a party at her house tonight"
Me: "What is her address, square root of -1 Bootleg Boulevard?"
by JOHNNY BIANCHINO August 10, 2021
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Vilmersson pt 1

Vilmer Andersson had always been a gifted artist. Ever since he was a child, he had a talent for capturing the world around him on paper. His drawings were so detailed and vivid that they seemed to come to life.

But one day, the world changed. Monsters appeared, creatures that no one had ever seen before. They were fierce and unstoppable, and they quickly overran the world. People were forced to flee their homes and hide in fear, never knowing when the monsters would find them.

Vilmer was one of the lucky ones. He had managed to escape to a small cabin in the woods, far away from the cities where the monsters had taken over. But he couldn't just sit and wait for help to arrive. He knew he had to do something.

That's when he had an idea. What if he used his artistic talent to fight the monsters? He grabbed his sketchbook and began to draw. He drew pictures of the monsters, studying their every detail. And as he drew, he realized something incredible: his drawings had power. They could bring the monsters to life, but in a different way than he had ever imagined.
Vilmersson pt 1 is also known as the first text of the thrilling adventures of Vilmer Andersson
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 14, 2023
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