Wet Weapon

Any one who drinks jaeger Bombs. Drink of the gods that can infact turn you into a god like figure - You can, after enough Jaeger take on the world.

Alt. When your penis becomes useless like a wet weekend after overcooking it on the Jaeger.

Look at that Arik He's a wet weapon after drinking those Jaegers - Someones gona get it tonight.

by Arik Of Arnold January 12, 2012

Wet Napping

Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.

I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.

by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019

Wet O’Clock

The time a Romanian goes to sleep.

It is wet o’clock because our romanian friend hasnt gone to bed yet

by Hurtwell May 13, 2019

Wet horse

When you ejaculate so forcefully into someone, that it kills them

Hey, did you hear about Adam? He died from getting a wet horse

by Mrs. Chemotherapy Yoghurt December 26, 2022

Wet Garden

Synonym for vagina. Can be used to replace some of those filthy words so that you can talk about vagina anywhere and at any time. Typically used to explain why one was late or why one can't make a certain event.

I'm sorry I couldn't make the party, I was tending to my wife's wet garden.

I missed the funeral, I was knees deep in my wife's wet garden all afternoon.

I would have came to the barmitzvah had I not been digging in the wet garden.

I wonder what an alien's wet garden looks like. Probably slimy.

He had to make an appointment for the clinic, he caught something working in the wet garden without a glove on.

My wet garden needs tending to, it's starting to dry up.

by NastyNally April 22, 2011

Wet dove

When a girl queefs and shes lose

He went down on her and she wet doved his face

by Sexh jedi December 7, 2017

Wet Asshole

When you're licking your girls coochie, and your tongue goes too far down. It's an wet asshole.

Guy 1: Last night i was eating my girl out I ended up going a little too far South.

Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.

by tyandmonique November 1, 2017