Weekend at Bernie's

A reference to being arrested by the wrong cop, on Friday, in NYC. Having your paperwork misallocated, thus "missing" your arraigment and being forced to spend the whole weekend at the former Bernard B Kerik detention facilty in downtown Manhattan.

"Dude, don't argue with the cop... do you wanna spend the weekend at Bernie's?

by cyvais August 8, 2009

Weeksy

Bloke who fancies philipa and has a defined a perfect girl as "one with tits, blonde hair and who doesn't care about how I'm feeling".

Aka a servant of jonny tutcher

Man he's such a weeksy

by Imei January 28, 2005

Weekend Warrior

Someone who goes to jail on the weekends because they are either a student, have a job, run a buissness or have children. usually making fun of the person because they only have to stay friday to sunday night.

Example, i went to jail and thats what the called em.

How long are you in for?
Just the weekends.
Oh, so your a weekend warrior

by Jackelz21 May 3, 2011

Weekend Dad

A politically correct rewording. The original term was/is "Weakened Dad" which is loosely based on a spouse or former spouse's actions toward her child's father.

"While they were married, Susie did not feel that her husband made a large enough salary, so she turned him into a Weekend Dad"

by 247Brad May 6, 2008

weekly

so weak that you be talkin shit about it all week

"that's weekly! i can't believe he did that."

by torpedoheat October 8, 2007

weekend time

The term referring to the fact that time does not exist on weekends. There’s no set time for waking up, eating, going to sleep, having sex, getting fucked up, etc. It is perfectly acceptable to smoke a bowl at 5am, go to sleep at 7, wake up at 3pm, cop a beej before breakfast at 4 and start drinking at 4:15.

Weekend time starts the second you exit your last class on Thursday and ends late Sunday night when you realize that your parents didn’t send you to college just to get shitty and screw sluts.

Yo, is it time for dinner yet?

Dude, it’s weekend time – eat when you’re hungry, fuck when you’re horny, and get wasted as much as humanly possible.

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Yay! Let’s start drinking :) :) It’s five o’clock somewhere!

That phrase is for 40 year old single dykes. It’s weekend time, aight to drink at all hours of the day and night.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Biggie Weeks

The hottest mo-fo on the earth. Plays multiple sports. (eg. Wrestling, Football, Shot Put...) He is known for his amazing sex and muscles.

Dude, if I were a Biggie Weeks, I woulda f**ked that b**ch at da party.

by Harris Weeks November 12, 2004