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walkertholigist

As the name suggests walkertholigist, is a person that studies walking. People who study this tend to be well endowed so need to develop ways to walk in which their penis will not drag along the ground. It is believed walkerthologists developed the hop and skip. In order to move around freely in the world, not getting gravel rash on their penis and not needing pesky underwear
Me; Man I’ve got a larger than average penis

Friend; You should think about being a walkertholigist.
by Fincock November 17, 2017
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Walking Clit

A female, dominant in a relationship with a man, usually barking all the orders, and over-speaking him at every possible chance, especially when his male co-workers or peers are present
Bro! Tell that "walking clit" of yours she needs to take a break, before she makes a break, are you allowed to go for a beer??
by 632_xoxo January 18, 2018
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walker hit

A person who hits a blunt/joint but doesn’t inhale
Stop fucking walker hitting the weed you moron
by You mom poos February 1, 2018
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walking the dolphin

by Phill Me Brightly February 17, 2018
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Walking Campaign

A person who acts or believes they are the fucking poster child of whatever the fuck gets their dick hard. Usually comprised of backwoods redneck gun owners, liberals and feminists, vegans, Narcotics Anonymous attendees (Shout out to my 13th Steppers, sup witchu fam), and most obviously, that asshole neighbor that is head of the homeowner's association.

An exreme display of normie-ism.
My roomate Chris is such a fucking douche. He's practically a walking campaign for normies everywhere. His mom is the president of the fucking Lion's club for fucks sake.
by JennXXX69 March 16, 2018
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walking box

someone that can smoke anywhere,anytime anyplace
LMFAOOO sis is a walking box
by cambabbyyy May 18, 2018
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walking the alleys

Walking through a shady part of the day, Just like walking through a shady ass alley with crackheads staring at you.
Person 1: Damn I feel like walking the alleys
Person 2: Same
by Halmen_ May 20, 2018
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