Vagina Yogurt

An extremely wet vagina, to the point that it has a yogurt consistency.

I was fingering that chick last night and it turned into vagina yogurt.

by icelumni April 8, 2010

Vaginaful

Adj: Something that involves vaginas.

Tiller: How's your day today, Brute?
Brute: Very vaginaful. I fucked my girlfriend all day.

by Vaginaful May 13, 2010

Vaginal Sauce

One who reeks of smelly used herped up vagina, represents a tool, has par taken in a Pi Alpha event, sketches out on all activities with his friends, dips all of your tobacco, frequently gets into the friend zone with members of the opposite sex, is an extreme mucher, and fails at life. Ps... butt muncher

"Hey Vaginal Sauce, what's leaking?"

Aj is swimming in Vaginal Sauce

by Klepto and Moose December 10, 2010

vaginal imprint

An uneven or lopsided newborn baby's head caused while passing through the birth canal.

- That baby's head looks a little funny, was it a forceps delivery?
- No it's just the vaginal imprint.

by ego76 May 13, 2011

vaginal restraining order

n: the verbal (and non-papered) form of a restraining order against women who are massively promiscuous, have been known for continuously being a bitch, being psycho, or have a tree stuck so far up their ass that they're unbearable. Can be used on women who are bisexual, lesbian, or straight.

Man: Dude, why don't you go out with Jenny? She seems nice...

Other man: Hell no, man! That bitch is psycho and is a stuck-up bitch. She tried to turn my whole family against me. That's why I have a vaginal restraining order on her!

by DamienSphinx July 4, 2011

Vaginal Hurricane

A female ejaculation (squirt) that lasts for 10 seconds or more.

Dude, that chick's vaginal hurricane could've blasted New Orleans off the map

by Mattaba November 22, 2011

Vagina Javelin

The elite sport of Vagina Javelin that recently became the 500th event of the Olympic Games is simple, yet requires hours of hard sweaty practice. The team consists of two members, one the Fistman, the other the Flyer. The Fistman inserts his or her fist into the Flyers vagina, lifts, then using strength and propulsion, throws the Flyer of his or her arm, in a movement likened to that of regular Javelin. Like regular boring Javelin, the further away the Flyer lands from the Javelin ring, within the 29 degree sector area, the higher the team will place.

Nicole: So Aleks, how do you train to be a Flyer in Vagina Javelin?
Aleks: Well stretching is the biggest part really, i stretch for about 4 to 5 hours a day
Nicole: That must be fun. And Catherine, how did you get into Vagina Javelin?
Catherine: Well I've been Fisting Aleks for a good 2 years before the sport became official, I really helped to get it off the ground (pun intended). I really just love Fisting!

by Fistbabe Glitter Cat Muncher June 15, 2011