Something said to a panicked young finance professional who is whining, crying or otherwise panicking because things aren't as expected.
by Flexableflyer February 21, 2014

when having sex is just that intense when your all over the place. your nuts are in her guts and your balls are to the walls.
you: last night I had sex with this girl and it was intense!
Brad: nuts to the guts and balls to the walls dude!
Brad: nuts to the guts and balls to the walls dude!
by Dylan.L November 7, 2020

The First Against The Wall Club (FAWC) refers to groups of people that are historically the first to be forced up against a wall and shot by firing squads when the collectivists/totalitarians take over.
The unsolicited membership is typically reserved for Jews, Gays, Gypsies, kulaks, Classical Liberals, otherwise Individualistic Intellectuals and the more vague group of Counter Revolutionaries. Membership does however depend on the style of revolution taking place.
The unsolicited membership is typically reserved for Jews, Gays, Gypsies, kulaks, Classical Liberals, otherwise Individualistic Intellectuals and the more vague group of Counter Revolutionaries. Membership does however depend on the style of revolution taking place.
“What’s with the rifle, aren’t gays anti-gun?”
“I’m a Gay Jew man, I’m in the first against the wall club two times over. Of course I’m gonna have guns and ammo”
“I’m a Gay Jew man, I’m in the first against the wall club two times over. Of course I’m gonna have guns and ammo”
by Well_Armed_Rat July 31, 2021

Deodorant Only.
I overslept and didn't have time for a real bath,so I just took an OWS (Occupy Wall Street) shower instead.
by Dweeb0401 August 12, 2012

If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill
Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
by May 7, 2021

A post on a Daddy's Facebook wall that might appear innocent but it's wording portrays a troubled person with insecurities and deep-seeded jealously against the new woman in daddy's life.
The posting is meant to hurt daddy's girlfriend and cause trouble in the relationship. Usually the post will imply that daddy is still in love with her mother and that there is something going on behind the girlfriend's back.
It is a mean and passive aggressive and is a sign of someone who needs to get a life and possibly therapy and let her daddy live his own life.
The posting is meant to hurt daddy's girlfriend and cause trouble in the relationship. Usually the post will imply that daddy is still in love with her mother and that there is something going on behind the girlfriend's back.
It is a mean and passive aggressive and is a sign of someone who needs to get a life and possibly therapy and let her daddy live his own life.
Jealous of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts:
"Omg I can stop cracking up listening too my parents talk on voxer there too funny. Oh Kip & Fondi what a love story."
***Kip and Fondi (or LaFonda) being "pet names" used during her parents' short, miserable marriage.***
"Omg I can stop cracking up listening too my parents talk on voxer there too funny. Oh Kip & Fondi what a love story."
***Kip and Fondi (or LaFonda) being "pet names" used during her parents' short, miserable marriage.***
by NotYourMama October 22, 2012

when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.
Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..
by Silacious Krumb September 25, 2009
