The Nipple Man

The Nipple Man is an almighty GOD.

He grants you epic nipple powers and gives you 69 years of luck.

join The Nipple Man's cult or get your nipples taken away so you'll end up lookin' like a weird anime dude from a cheap hentai.

all hail The Nipple Man

Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?

Person 2: Oh just PRAISING THE NIPPLE MAN SO MY NIPPLES WIL SHINE AND OUR WORLD WILL BE FREE FROM CHAOS AGAIN- you?

Person 1: same really

by No Worries Cuz Im A Torsk November 2, 2019

Furry Nipples

When a man and women ingage in fornication in the position of missionary and her man is on top and he starts playing with his nipples and asks her if her furry nipples are wearing yet and she reaches over and grabs a candle and burns his nipples with wax and asks are your furry nipples wearing yet

Are your furry nipples wearing yet?

by Glennybob69 May 31, 2024

Nipple

A tiny, flat, and stiff joystick, sometimes found on keyboards.

Nintendo added a C-Stick to the New 3DS, but it was a nipple!

by The_Kickster March 14, 2022

phillipino nipple

When your skin tag starts to turn purple/black from its original pinkish coloring.

Bro, what the hell is that hanging from your armpit? It looks like a phillipino nipple.

by ScrubbyBubbles August 9, 2017

Nipple Nobs

Plastic protectors with suction used to protect the nipple. Comes in all sizes for any gender.

Boy: What are those on your breasts?
Girl: Oh these, these are Nipple Nobs
Boy: Where did you get them?
Girl: I got mine from the old guy behind the elementary school.
Girl: Oh, and don't forget to keep your nipples safe!

by Swagger Noodle Soup November 16, 2013

nipple hater

One who hates nipples on males and females

Antonio hates nipples. He has no frands. He's such a nipple hater

by Shshshakeit October 2, 2017

male nipple kink

its where you are sexually attracted to the thought of male nipples.
one with a male nipple kink might:
specifically draw nipples on a drawing of a male shirtless
get obsessed with the thought of their crushes nipples
not be able to stop thinking about what colour their crushes nipples could possibly be.

jen: mm tommys nipples their so hot i cant stop thinking of them
candy: eww do you have a male nipple kink
jen: NO WAY! (she does)
candy: denial is a river in egypt..

by tommyvercettifanclub February 7, 2025