Shark

A shark is usually a shorter, highly attractive Hispanic male who has somewhat of a dad bod (large arms, chest, etc.) and yet has muscle.

“Omg David is such a shark I bet he could pick me up”

by Maneaterx3 August 2, 2024

Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.

Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark

by KRoo May 19, 2024

carl the shark

carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.

carl the shark will absolutely destroy you

by carl the squirrel December 2, 2020

river shark

A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food

I almost died from a river shark last night!

by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017

shark

you came here for a sexual definition didn't you
a shark is a sea creature

Some dude: yo theres a shark
Me: we're cooking sharkfin soup today

by dety7 November 20, 2023

Shark suit

OOOOH SHIT DAWG! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A THING!

Hym "OH! OOOOOOOH! Is that REAL!? I need that! I need a Shark suit! Badass!"

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011