8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)
A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.
A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)
A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.
A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
Get the 8 Ball Mohammedmug. 
A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.
by Perfectly Shaped Egg March 17, 2021
Get the 8 Minutesmug. I wz ther 4 a moment ⏳
&now Im gone 👻
I wz watchin ovr u 👼
& gave u all the clues 🧩
So i gave new life 2 a withered Rose 🌹
Tears filled mai eyes
&all the rest,i suppose
&now Im gone 👻
I wz watchin ovr u 👼
& gave u all the clues 🧩
So i gave new life 2 a withered Rose 🌹
Tears filled mai eyes
&all the rest,i suppose
i guess my life wuz stripped awy frm me 🃏
In death... ☠
Vengeance wheel set me free 💨
Loved 1,this is ur song 💔🙏
8:09 -Circus Maximus
In death... ☠
Vengeance wheel set me free 💨
Loved 1,this is ur song 💔🙏
8:09 -Circus Maximus
by Bobbert665 April 5, 2025
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With regards,
The inventor of this shit
With regards,
The inventor of this shit
by The_Inventor_ June 28, 2024
Get the 8mug. At your house or hers on 8 December
by # yeah boy December 7, 2021
Get the 8 Decembermug. A common radio code in law enforcement, referring to a unit being available for a service.
As a slang term, it is also used to describe a person who was calm and suddenly became active.
Commonly written as "X8" (Roman numeral X=10)
As a slang term, it is also used to describe a person who was calm and suddenly became active.
Commonly written as "X8" (Roman numeral X=10)
"I will be 10-8 at 0600 hours."
"He was calm, but once I told him he was going to jail, he went 10-8 and started to fight."
"He was calm, but once I told him he was going to jail, he went 10-8 and started to fight."
by Basha2000 January 22, 2025
Get the 10-8mug.