Touchdown

When you fresh outta the penitentiary.

" my nigga Cody finna touchdown this weekend. We gone dumb

by Larry G Hampton December 9, 2016

TouchDown

Getting To Your Destination Is A Successful TouchDown

Honey !+) Me Has Achieved A Successful TouchDown

by The V ONE 2nd To None April 1, 2017

touching your pee pee

Someone standing around, not doing jack shit.

What are doing over there? Touching your pee pee??

by Sassysassysassysassysassy April 25, 2017

touch potato

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.

My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.

by glenglish May 19, 2017

Toushade

An expression made famous by popular podcast "No Shade". It is a combination of shade and touché.

1) When someone throws shade at you but you can't say nothing because they have a point.
2) When someones disses you but you know it's true.

*Mariah Carey being interviewed by reporter*

Reporter: What do you think of Madonna?

Mariah Carey: I really haven’t paid attention to Madonna since I was like in seventh or eighth grade when she used to be popular

Everyone: Toushade!!!

by Dudohe July 26, 2017

Touch And Tank

A rise in value to new high-water marks; followed by a precipitous drop.

$TSLA hit $325 today. My financial advisor told me to sell all my shares saying "This is a classic touch and tank, TSLA is way overbought and will crash soon once fundamental traders get a hold"

by BillyGoat18 August 2, 2017

touchy time

When a guy whips out his dick in front of a girl and she likes it and touchs it

She touched it man! I'm serious! We had touchy time.

by The Succ Guy October 7, 2017