muffin top

when the fat hangs over your belt.

when to much flour is added when makingthis product. (fat people)

damn, look at that girls muffin top.

by footsoldier November 10, 2008

no touch top

A woman, who does not like her big natural breasts touched or played with.

Jessica is one of those no touch top girls. Every time we have sex she keeps her bra on.

by DaggerFort May 16, 2020

ZZ Top

A gay man's wife is called a beard. If they have a child together then the child is called a ZZ Top (in reference to the huge beards the band ZZ Top wore in the 80s). The child is in effect a "super beard" - used as an even larger cover up for the man's homosexuality.

Can't you see that Brian is a closet homo? His wife is just a beard and his son Pete is a ZZ Top.

by Andyman April 21, 2004

muffin top

fat puss

Man: Dang man! Did you see that girl at the club?

Friend: You talking about that one in the J Lo jeans?

Man: Ya! Dat bitch had a fat puss you could see from the side, a straight muffin top ass hoe!!!

by Da Real Muffin Man May 10, 2010

T-top

Is a Reference to a person that pretty much RUNS THE SHOW, and has been chip'n paint since 94'

"bro did you see the game last night?"
"no man what happened"
"oh nothing Big, T-top dangled the shit out of the other team though"

by downsyndrom March 26, 2009

top shelf

A term used to emphasise how good something is or how much it was enjoyed.

"Yeah, that's top shelf stuff. Fantastic"

by pdc June 30, 2004

tank top

The incorrect use of the word vest. Usually incorrectly used by those people of North America (unfortunately Canada included), also known to be misused by Asian Scott's too. It's an abomination.

"Hey dude, you going to sport your tank top?"

"Nah dude, I'm going to be wearing a sick VEST!"

by @saffaza May 11, 2016