Grizzle Tits

The female version of "blueballs" where women get excessively emotional when dissatisfied.

Boyfriend: "Gosh, are you PMSing?"
Girlfriend: "No, I have a massive case of Grizzle Tits because you can't satisfy me!"

by IKnowYoureJealous May 9, 2012

Southbound tits

Sagging/drooping breasts

Where do you think you're goin' with those southbound tits?

by BianxtheBronx September 13, 2015

Nipple tit

If there are three - It’s a triple nipple (there’s only one). Not to be confused with a nippling, nipplet or nipple boy.

Hey, is that a box of rocks? No, nipple tits, it’s ketamine.

by The triple nipple February 2, 2020

mammoth tits

Tits that are so big, it defies all science and suggests the existence of a loving God for some or a cruel God for others.

Mammoth Tits

Loving - That woman has tits so big, I need more than two hands.

Cruel - That woman has tits so big, she is a hunchback from their weight.

by Totallynotadogontheinternet123 November 22, 2016

Kester's tits

A phrase to exclaim the loss of motivation for any school work.

Jon : " Yo Alan, did you complete the design and technology homework?"
Alan : " No bro, I got Kester's Tits"

I have kester's tits

by Slayyer0888 April 9, 2019

avocado tits

When a girls tiddy flopiness exceeds that of fried egg titties

Janet’s old ass got right up on the brunch table and started twerking and she whipped out the sweetest set of avocado tits I ever seen

by Dirty Lamberti March 15, 2019

Tri-Tit

When the padding from your sports bra merges into the center pocket creating a third lump, forming the appearance of a tri-tit.

"God dammit I need to go to the washroom, I got another tri-tit again

by Masterstache Graphics November 16, 2016