Stick a cow in the middle

1. Hire a subcontractor
2. Turn grass into beef

Developer: Hi, I have a project with elements A,B and C; what can you complete?
Contractor: A and B are fine, for C we will stick a cow in the middle

by asgjoipl August 4, 2024

Cow

Your mother

Your mother is a cow

by anonymous February 21, 2022

Piggy-Piggy-Cow

An obese woman that walks around a bar, you can feel the thunder of her step on the ground as she walks. She is to be captured on video due to its rarity. If you say piggy-piggy-cow while it’s on video it will be forced to lose weight

Reagan-“Pull out your phone it’s a Piggy-Piggy-Cow”
JP-(takes phone out)

Everyone at the bar-“PIGGY-PIGGY-COW, that fat fucking Cunt Get out of here!!”
result~Piggy-Piggy-Cow looses weight

by JPDOLOHIN April 17, 2024

key cow

SUSI BAKA

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that person is a key cow

by Sophia_Cutie19 October 28, 2021

Cow Train

Cow training is when a guy or girl have sex and the guy cums in that person and they end up havjngb I squirt out all the cum, but is also meant to be offensive .

Girl 1: You probably Cow train every night. Girl 2: You probably do the same don’t lie about it.

by Getty litty bitty January 3, 2019

Moo Cow

1. A cute and loving animal that produces milk and meat.

2. A very cute and sexy chubby girl who giggles a lot, has thick hips(that she loves to show off in public) and is very clumsy but usually in a way that makes you love her even more.

Man: Hey! Is that a Moo Cow?
Woman: Yeah! They are such cute animals!

Man: Who's my little cutie Moo Cow?
Woman: I am daddy bear!

by The_God_of_all_Dogz December 8, 2015

Bae-Cow

1) A Bae-Cow is a very big honor to call your girlfriend. By calling her "Bae-Cow" , making cow jokes about her and saying the word/sound "moo" very loudly in any word you say you are actually showing your affection in the greatest way possible.

2) Type of Onion

Boyfriend: "I think it's time to milk my Bae-Cow."
Girlfriend: "Moooo"

by AnyasPrettyFuckingCute March 29, 2018