bitchy penis fucker

a guy who bitches so much,u can assume he likes penis in asshole.

Jack: oh my god! i don't want to have sex with my girlfriend again!

Jill: stop being a bitchy penis fucker...and rip her vagina up.

by Ap24 November 14, 2010

needledick-the-fly-fucker

A sobriquet to tag the underhung with.

Rob hits on all the ladies but is known as needledick-the-fly-fucker.

by megnao flimpis July 03, 2003

Candy Cunt Fucker

When the girl puts the candy in her vagina and you start fucking her with your penis putting the candy further into her pussy then you eat it out

"Dude, i was so bored last night with Danielle so i candy cunt fucked her then ate it out of her vagina and it went so far up it had shit on it." "Wow man, youre one hell of a candy cunt fucker."

by they call me carey cunt licker March 09, 2007

fuck the fucking fuckers

Often used sarcasticly to show that the speaker/author is "so angry" that s/he must resort to making most of his/her words expletives.

A: I'm gonna kill you, man!

B: Oh, oh my. I'm soooo scared. Fuck the fucking fuckers.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

lesbian titty fucker

a lesbian woman who is more fascinated with the boobs than any other part of the body

your mom is a lesbian titty fucker

by merman24000 March 12, 2012

yodeling hickup fucker

yodeling is an excellent breathing exercise used to help control an orgasm of a guy so he lasts longer. so when a guy is doing a women in the v-hole while yodeling and then accidentally puts it in her butt unexpectedly her orgasm moans turn into a spontaneous hickup often caused by deep inhales and exhales.

Guy "So I was doing my girlfriend last night and I was yodeling and she was hickuping, I just really thought I was in a very strange Swedish porn video. Can you give me any advise?

Psychiatrist "Yes. Your a yodeling hickup fucker."

When I left the room after experiencing anunusual sex incident with the wife, I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and said "Your a Yodeling Hickup Fucker."

by bobsagnuts October 01, 2009

door lock fucker

A person who inserts their penis into the keyhole of a door in an attempt to unlock the door, or for pleasure.

Tom: Man I never thought Steve was a door lock fucker.
Oliver: Yea he was riding that thing hard.
Melinda: I think he was locked out though.

by Woojoe7 February 18, 2010