sibling smashed

Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).

Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.

by Kate Chopin April 23, 2015

string smashing

String smashing is a technique for solving complex structurals problem in computer science with excessive use of string concatenation. Typically results in extremely high cyclomatic complexity, unmaintanable code, and developer insanity.

Building an in application "search engine" for a relational database by having thousands of lines of PHP code that builds a massive string containing an sql query.

A simple example of string smashing would be the following line of pseudo code.

"select" + COLUMNS + "from" + TABLE_NAME + "where" + GET_CONSTRAINTS()

by benju May 9, 2013

Smash face

To describe someone who looks like their face has been merged with another person.

“He’s a propa little smash face him”

by Inkedbypamga February 6, 2025

beer smash

When one drinks after every death in Super Smash Bros.

Joe: Hey broski, wanna get drunk tonight?
Bob: Yeah, let's play some beer smash

by Brot2392323409 May 8, 2015

Super Smash Bros.

A 2-dimensional fighting game series by Nintendo, featuring iconic members of the Nintendo cast (i.e. Mario, Link, etc.) as well as guest characters from other franchises (i.e. Solid Snake, Persona 5’s Joker, Cloud Strife, etc.).

All Smash Bros games follow the same basic formula: Victory is achieved by launching the opponent out of the arena. Attack your opponent to damage them, which makes them easier to launch. Often, the game is played with 2-3 lives, although there is an option with infinite lives and a time limit, and even a “health points” mode (Stamina Battle).

Dude A: “Wanna smash?”
Dude B: “Bro…”

A few minutes later:

*both dudes frantically button-mashing Switch controllers on Super Smash Bros.*

by Jonathan C. Fruitloop III June 24, 2022

Smashed Assholes

An awful smell, or when something or someone stinks.

Did you shower today , cause you smell like a Barrell full of Smashed Assholes

by Vladamir Slobbadownmycockyabit February 14, 2018

Smash 2v2 curse

The Smash 2v2 curse is when you play online and get only put in 2v2’s and get a terrible teammate, leading to you loosing valuable GSP because getting second place counts as last place.

I’m in the Smash 2v2 curse and I keep on loosing like 450,000 GSP per match!

by Iilw44 April 20, 2023