by ITSSTARBASENOTSTARBASIS June 24, 2025
Get the roblox forsaken mug.A rule that states: "If any given online space is designed for children, it will inevitably attract tons of child predators."
This law is named after the platform Roblox, which is notorious for being full of child predators.
This law is named after the platform Roblox, which is notorious for being full of child predators.
1: Dude, this children's app got taken down cuz there was too many predators!
2: That's Roblox's law for ya.
2: That's Roblox's law for ya.
by Aloomanum2 July 8, 2025
Get the Roblox's law mug.A game by LSPLASH (also known as lightning splash) where you walk through rooms, inspired by Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion and Rooms by nicorocks5555. This game has gained traction for its infinite rooms and replayability with new updates every... sextillion years! Due to this traction, the game has gotten over 200 million plays. (calculation based on how many people were awarded the welcome badge) There are two floors in the game, The Hotel and The mines. These floors have different entities and different rooms, for more info on the game go to the Fandom wiki page.
by moferr!! July 20, 2025
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a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.
me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations (roblox)
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations (roblox)
by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025
Get the rise of nations (roblox) mug.The famous online dating platform where grown adults go to meet underage minors. Roblox will not ban you for attempting to pick up minors, instead they ban the users that protect minors.
"Hey man, did you adopt a child? Never thought of you as a father-kinda guy."
"Nope! This is my girlfriend, we met on Roblox."
"Nope! This is my girlfriend, we met on Roblox."
by "David"(Lmfao) August 24, 2025
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