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jam-packed with air.

A phrase meaning empty, created by a remote with limbs.
Aw man, this package is jam-packed with air.
by J#uy July 31, 2023
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Camel Jam

When you have a hairy coochie and it has lint in the hair.
Her coochie was covered in camel jam.
by b.taylor July 31, 2020
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Grape Jam

Francis W. Parker's Advanced Choral Ensemble, more infamously known as Grape Jam, is an audition-based choir for students with separation anxiety, a superiority complex, and worst of all, Theater Kids. Originated by Barbara "Sunnie" Hikawa and named after her favorite color, this group is known for singing at high profile events, notably the entrance to numerous stores on Michigan Avenue, a random open house for incoming Parker Freshman and Food Fest. Do you know what Food Fest is? Me neither.

Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.

They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.

Their native outfits include Purple.
Person 1: Where are you off to?

Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.

Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!

Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.
by kindasilliam November 5, 2020
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Blackberry Jam

When you shove blackberries up another persons ass and suck them out.
I met Rob last night and enjoyed some blackberry jam right from the source.
by Beerylicious February 19, 2022
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Jam Lourine

A person that will not hesitate to pounce at you and hurt you. Came from the latin word "Jamus Laurious" which means death to democracy.
Jam lourine stabbed a bloke last night.
by Gunther445 November 23, 2021
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Watermelon Jam

Watermelon Jam is when a female collects period blood in a jar and it eventually becomes a jam like substance
I was going to make a strawberry jam sandwich but it was actually Watermelon Jam
by Snarfleoofer February 15, 2018
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Jammy Jams

Jammy Jams is a North London abbreviation for expensive designer clothing. Illustrated as clothes that bring you good luck jammy. The jams abbreviates to something exciting or jubilant. Jammy Jams can be also used as a nostalgic feeling, reminiscing-triumphing a bad experience.
When I go to the next UK Garage Rave I'm going to put on some exclusive jammy jams and jam the night all night long.

Check out my fresh Jammy Jams. I'm pulling everything tonight.
by Sweetmatecol April 25, 2020
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