noodle man

Noodle man is one of the greatest gods you will ever face, if you havent yet then just wait and he will be crawling under your bed at night

Just wait and see...

Noodle man Noodle man
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?

by Duckisdaebest July 9, 2020

noodle

an 11 year old tool box, with a mop head thats rides bikes. mtown killa

your a fucking tool noodle

by MANZO January 24, 2008

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022

Aluminum Noodle

Putting Ramen noodles in the microwave without water, then pulling it out, filling it with water but leaving the packet in the bowl also.

Man, I asked my mom to make me dinner, right, and she goes and makes me some aluminum noodles! She can't cook.

by BrownsauceYUH! April 29, 2012

Noodle sack

its a sack of noodles.. like a type of dumpling but filled with noodles... so basically pasta in pasta

Chinese man: How may i take your order prease?
Customer: Ye prease, i want to order 20 noodle sacks

Chinese man: You want some sweet/sour sauce with that?
Customer: Yes prease. Ting tong Tank you i cya in 2 minutes

by Ramin2017 October 26, 2017

Popped a Noodle

Hear your wee-wee cracking in a way that you wish it would be spine instead.

Mike, what happened?
I jumped onto my bed while being hard and Popped a Noodle

by Kriest June 24, 2021

Noodle

A person who has few instagram followers or is generally not so popular.

I'm such a noodle. I can't break 500 on instagram.

by Shark smith October 25, 2017