Empty noodles

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.

Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!

by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020

Noodled

Noodled is the point where u smoke so much weed and drink so much that your cross fade causes u to fall on a hardwood floor in the fetal position while people take pictures.

Brandon: "Yo Zac look at Vinny...
Zac: " whoa is he ok? He's drooling on the floor in the fetal position..."
Brandon: "he's noodled bruh"

by OG Druggie March 4, 2017

Noodle

Usually someone who identifies as 'straight' until 'wet'.

"She is such a noodle, why did I ever have a crush on her?"

...
"I totally banged Sara the other day?"
"How I thought she was straight?"
"Turns out that she is actually a noodle!"
"I never would've guessed!"

by lezgirls March 1, 2015

Noodle Joose

Semen; male ejaculate.

I walked in on my little brother masturbating, and there were screams and noodle joose everywhere.

by Galacticpoet January 24, 2021

dirty noodle juice

Water that is used as broth after boiling ramen noodles. The water after boiling the noodles becomes discolored and cloudy.

Boy: "The broth from this ramen is delicious!"
Girl: "You won't catch me drinking that dirty noodle juice."

by Foxy5595 December 9, 2018

noodle syndrome

When you blind someone with noodle sauce and then lick their ass.

Noodle syndrome is most common in chinese children.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

wet noodle

pussy asian or dick

Calvin wong is a wet noodle(in heavy chinese accent)
he likes wet noodle

by jac******* March 15, 2022