New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 27, 2015

Shoe

METH

Where that shoe though??

by Peter Jordanson August 24, 2019

Shoes Up

Sex in the missionary position while they have their shoes on.

"I was in a bit of a rush, so I had to hit her shoes up"

by Checkzo June 1, 2018

Toe shoes

If you were to ever be called a queef, right now would be that time! No guy should ever wear toe shoes! It screams, I have a massive vagina to the world!

Most guys named Jay like to wear toe shoes.

Did u see that guy wearing "toe shoes"??

Ya omg I think his name is Jay! What a queef!

by Coolmofo December 23, 2019

Cocksucker shoes

neepads

When my man wants a blow job he tells me to get my cocksucker shoes, so my knees won't hurt

by Zack's mom April 18, 2024

Shoe

shoe is the opposite of cap, shoe represents truth and non-lying in response to someone calling something cap.

friend 1: “bro i just rizzed up a shawty”

friend 2: “that’s cap bro we know how you rizz up girls the last one you literally called a babygorilla”
friend 1: “it’s not cap bro it’s literally shoe”
friend 2: “what the hell are you talking about”

by goobie! June 23, 2024

Asian Jerry with nice shoe

A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u

Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?

Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol

Asian jerry with nice shoe.

by Sex zozo February 25, 2019