Great Barrier Beef

A human turd, not necessarily deposited in a toilet, that prevents you from getting somewhere - thus providing a virtual barrier.

The wad of human excrement strewn across the train underpass was a Great Barrier Beef that resulted in Duncan going back home for the day.

by Zonal K August 19, 2019

v fucking beef

v fucking beef is a more extreme bad ass.

That shit right there was v fucking beef!

by cow patty November 16, 2020

Two All Beef

When someone over uses a term or a joke when making fun of some one..

When you do not have a come back when someone tells a joke..

Me: Hey Kheaven, I can see myself in your Forehead...
Kheaven: HAHA.. Two All Beef!!

by Italyboy546 August 6, 2011

Beef jerky in the morning

Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock

"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."

by freezerbee August 1, 2019

beef your amp

beef your amp is when you are out shredding the gnar on the slopes and you bust big time.

Dude don't beef your amp on that snake rail.

by J-Holla January 17, 2008

Deep Hidden Beef

When there is beef between two or more people but this beef is never spoken about.

There is definitely some Deep Hidden Beef between those two.

by jacky g 123 September 24, 2014

Queef Before Beef

A declarative bon mot expressing allegiance to the sisterhood of the vaginally flatulent and antagonism towards chorizo-packing fuckboys.

Woman 1: He completely betrayed me
Woman 2: All you need is your girlfriends. Besides, Queef Before Beef!

by M10-2 May 22, 2020