Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.
Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?
Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?
Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.
by conja! March 11, 2011
Get the Shit on my heartmug. Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.
by therealtruth_ February 16, 2022
Get the Conversation Heartsmug. Posting right now I shouldn’t do…
It is just I love YOU!!!
YOU have my heart!!!
From the start…
I knew from the first day!!!
Confused today…
In quite a few ways…
So many words I want to say…
No longer they move…
The way they made my heart groove…
For hours I could play…
A huge smile I would display…
My heart was filled with joy…
Something only you can give…
I dream of the moments to come…
You and I finally… one.
Now I ponder…
Have I become a bother…
I can only wonder…
And hope an answer there is another…
It is just I love YOU!!!
YOU have my heart!!!
From the start…
I knew from the first day!!!
Confused today…
In quite a few ways…
So many words I want to say…
No longer they move…
The way they made my heart groove…
For hours I could play…
A huge smile I would display…
My heart was filled with joy…
Something only you can give…
I dream of the moments to come…
You and I finally… one.
Now I ponder…
Have I become a bother…
I can only wonder…
And hope an answer there is another…
On the coaster I seem to be…
What if …
It doesn’t matter…
Up or down… I will always love HE!!!
He is YOU!!!
I will always love YOU!!
Regardless if they move…
Or posts you can do…
YOU have my heart…
What if …
It doesn’t matter…
Up or down… I will always love HE!!!
He is YOU!!!
I will always love YOU!!
Regardless if they move…
Or posts you can do…
YOU have my heart…
by a dream and 💔 December 29, 2023
Get the Heartmug. A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 1, 2019
Get the Heart Attack Goaliemug. A nigga who is cold hearted and doesn't care anymore what happends to him or what society throws at him
by Lil idk January 15, 2023
Get the Cold hearted ass niggamug. Lonely hearts day is the day before valentine’s day (february 13th). On this day we all come together to realize valentine’s day is the day after in which we get to watch everyone’s happy valentine’s with their mediocre chocolates and remember no one will be buying us chocolate anytime soon. Not to be confused with broken hearts day which is the day after (february 15th) .
happy person in loving relationship: I can’t wait to celebrate Valentine’s day!
the rest of us: lol can’t relate i’ll be crying in the corner on lonely hearts day.
the rest of us: lol can’t relate i’ll be crying in the corner on lonely hearts day.
by averyhappyboy September 2, 2018
Get the lonely hearts daymug. by BrightMoon November 24, 2017
Get the light heartedmug.