ninja master 

The ultimate level of Ninjitsu, even higher so than the mighty Ninjalo. These crazy motherfuckers possess the maddest skills, and can kill anyone they want, but cannot be killed

My name is Ninjalo. I am a Ninjalo. I have been training in Ninjitsu for over 200 years, it will take me another 543 to become a ninja master

ninja master by Ninjalo March 31, 2004

Ninja energy

Ninja energy flows through all living beings. Few people can master ninja energy, but when they do, it can be used to perform all manner of tasks. This can range from simple tasks such as cleaning windows, to more important tasks such as playing Guitar Hero

Alex: *sees Vikki* Fuck, I want to touch her boobies.
Matt: No way man, she'll go nuts if you do.
Alex: Not if I use my ninja energy to turn invisible. *turns invisible*

Ninja energy by Alex1993 January 3, 2008

Ninja 

vb. To steal something out a window or whilst spinning.

Not to be confused with plain theft, to ninja something you must take it and throw it out a window or jump out the window with it, OR you must spin past it and pick it up mid-spin so as to make the action invisible to the human eye.

He totally ninja'd that chair out the back window.

Ninja by death on yee. March 5, 2009

Ninja Suit 

Refers to the Burka that Muslim women wear.

My car was struck by a woman in a Ninja Suit.

Ninja Suit by 18allthaway July 9, 2010

ninja fishing 

To put red Swedish fish in a woman's vagina while on her period so it makes earning one's red wings a much more pleasant and exciting experience.

Todd went Ninja Fishing on me last night and couldn't get enough of it....now he wishes I got my period more often.

ninja fishing by Sexy sparkle March 7, 2014

phrase ninja 

one who knows or can bs their way in to makeing classic
phrases make scence. They have perfected it to an
art form

you should know i don't have to tell you how to put phrase ninja in a sentence!

phrase ninja by Amanda West September 27, 2005

clit-ninja 

A lesbian; the "opposite" of an ass pirate. Though "lass pirate" may work, also.

My girlfriend and I are proud clit-ninjas.

clit-ninja by Geech<3Kween September 24, 2009