hand insanitizer

The suggestion that you need to wash your hands, and wash them again, specifically with a product that no longer exists, until you become insane with anxiety.

She had scrubbed and scoured her fingers and palms until they were raw, her bottles had all been emptied, and she was on the edge of crazy, needing to find more hand insanitizer.

by Monkey's Dad March 21, 2020

Hand slider

The art of a woman giving manual stimulation to a mans erect penis. Sliding her hand up and down his shaft

Yo, I got the most wicked hand slider last night. Only cost me 40 bucks

by DB Bobby February 15, 2022

Magnetic Hands

Someone who steals from someone else aka pickpocket

That woman who comes round to clean grandmas house has magnetic hands

by Doncorelone April 8, 2011

Hand friend

When you don't have any real friends, so you draw a face on your hand and move your thumb to make it talk, (or do other things) so you don't feel so lonely.

I got mad head last night from my hand friend.

by Dirty Claus October 19, 2017

Curly hand

Where yer hand curls up from drinking and you are clumsy.

Boys all fuckered up,gots the curly hand.

by Randy goat fucker March 9, 2023

Chalk Hands

A college professor who has never had a job. Someone who went to school to learn something then stayed in school to teach it.

Generally petty losers who think they're better than everyone despite the fact that they have never participated in society.

That chalk hands gives us 8 hours of work a week for a 101-level online speech class.

Fuck that guy
Yeah

by Radio DAWGZ December 18, 2022

Hand Dick

The act of touching your penis before shaking hands with another person.

I totally hand dicked my boss on my last day of work.

by Bradinphx December 20, 2018