phone murder

A. When someone uses your phone and it dies while you were trying to conserve your battery

B.When someone insults you over text

A. You just committed phone murder when you stole my phone and the battery died!
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night

by queenstephy88 June 15, 2017

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Lewis Mundy

Lewis Mundy is a Newcastle geordie lad who loves cheese

Lewis Mundy is epic

by AnEpiccheeseXD May 23, 2019

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the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus

oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019

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The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.

Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.

by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020

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