Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.

Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

by Stonecool October 23, 2017

date before mate

Olivia is ring it’s mate before date

Olivia I can’t go out with you cause Logan date before mate

by Mryourrong January 4, 2018

Nah not me mate

Something the cool kids seem to say in response to an insult or potential threat. Generally a technique to make peers laugh whilst dodging the insult at hand and avoiding having to think of a come back.

For example: Bob: “why are you so annoying?” Troy: “nah not me mate”

by Englishscum3 July 16, 2018

Fate is a Mate

A Fate is a Mate is a person who doesn’t moisturize and vegan at the same time.

Look at that dirty Fate is a Mate!

by Sjsiidjdjss August 25, 2018

g'day mate

a term Australians use when saying hello to a friend or someone they forgot the name of so they call the mate.

aussie guy 1: "g'day mate!"

aussie 2: "g'day how are you"

by randomperson746 December 18, 2018

Get a blower mate

Get a blower mate is what you say when you see someone cutting their hedge and raking up leaves taking fucking ages, struggling doing it.

“Look at her raking them leaves”
“Get a blower mate”

by Booland March 17, 2019

Biff and chill mate

Biff and chill mate is when you smoke weed and watch Netflix and just chill and feel the vibe.

“You want to Biff an chill mate”
“That Biff and chill mate has got me steaming”

by Stayout March 29, 2019