Max is a total crybaby, he will most likely cry when things don't go his way in life. He messes with bugs and has a weird shaped head.
by JaileyLMAOO August 15, 2022
Get the Maxmug. the largest penis to ever go in a woman. he makes all women lose virginity at the sight of him and never backs down from a fight. tall and good at every sport he makes girls drop like flies around him. you can spot him in a crowd because he is tall and has the blondest hair of anyone. he is always the first to raise his hand and he usually gets the right answer. he is a good cook and is very rich in taste and money. he spends his time at the rock climbing gym or fencing with his penis. if you want to impress him you must climb fence and be really smart. he stands up for the little people and helps anyone he sees. he is a big geek and can quote any lord of the rings book or movie. Marvel is his happy place but he likes any action movie. he does everything to the max and speaks three languages. he dislikes anime and hates Ryan. his best friend is Jacob. he has moved five times and been to eight schools. he helped make a bomb unknowingly with dry ice.
did yo see Max yesterday?
yeah at the fencing gym
oh! I saw him at the climbing gym
you talking about Max?
yeah
oh is he the one who helped the old lady cross the street
yes
he is so cool
yeah at the fencing gym
oh! I saw him at the climbing gym
you talking about Max?
yeah
oh is he the one who helped the old lady cross the street
yes
he is so cool
by DUDE 15 March 21, 2022
Get the Maxmug. by King size bed room bathroom January 2, 2022
Get the Max Jacobymug. by escorvex November 16, 2019
Get the max penmug. 
by olay_tamale February 17, 2021
Get the get maxedmug.