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Mariah Carey 

Some bitch that comes out after Halloween and tries to grace our ears with her overplayed song and Christmas Carols. Like damn. We are trying to get to Thanksgiving first. Calm down on the Christmas decorations and lemme smash on a Turkey leg frfr
Calendar: Oct. 31 11:59 pm. Spooky costumes and aisles of Candy
Calendar: Nov. 1 12:00 am. Mariah Carey Music on the intercom: “All I want for Christmassssssssss”… is a bullet to my skull

maria gauthier 

why is maria gauthier here
maria gauthier by jacksilverson November 16, 2021
Maria may be short, but she still has a shit ton of energy. She adores animals, and loves to wear her long hair down. She loves to have fun and talk to others.
horses r my life!
u must be a maria!
maria by u guys suck <3 November 18, 2021
She is a poutana. She will betray you. She will steal ur man . She doesn't have a character and she copies everyone
Oh marialena stole Mya man , she is such a poutana
Marialena by U_r m_u_m November 20, 2021
The most amazing,gorgeous,funny,hot person you will ever meet makes your heart melt with his smile and can make a whole room stop when she walks in. He has an amazing personality and is very smart. Any person is more than lucky to have her in there life.
Wait. Is that a Maria? They are totally a little bit 💅🏻✨
Maria by good soup November 20, 2021
Maria:
She has one of the finest asses ever,I bet she gives the best bj’s
every guy wants to fuck maria,
but especially jerry.So does she
Jerry: there is maria, i want to fuck her
Maria: there is jerry i want to fuck him
…they fuck allot
Maria by Wang518 November 20, 2021