Must Masturbate March

An adaption of Destroy Dick Deember (it's obvious, what you have to do ;))

Must Masturbate March begins at 1 March lol

by Exfvvas November 04, 2018

march 27th 2023

The day when the Nintendo 3ds and Wii U Eshops closed down forever...

Nintendo: We announce that the 3DS and Wii U Eshops are closing down forever on March 27th 2023!
Everyone: Why though??
Nintendo: Because uhhhhhhhhhh nobody uses it.
Everyone: A lot of people use it though!
Nintendo: Don't care, didn't ask.

by Stickboi__ March 29, 2023

Wonton Death March

When you eat to many wontons and have to walk home to the shitter

“I took the wonton death march home yesterday, I needed new pants after.

by Devilfromdetroit January 02, 2022

manly month of march

Also known as "Manly March". No shaving and no haircuts for participating men.

The manly month of march. The time to grow a beard.

by Mitch47 February 25, 2014

March Slap Ass

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay )

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

March 31st, 2021

The day Mario will be publicly executed.

I can't believe Mario will be killed on March 31st, 2021

by Fuck it, *Uses his Real Name* March 23, 2021

March 22 2020

the day Roblox shut down (rumor)

‘Because of the population, the Roblox servers will shut down on March 22, 2020. It was a fun time, but we make less money now and we can’t hold the servers. We don’t have the money to keep them up.’

Roblox is not gonna shut down on March 22 2020(hopefully).

by March 18, 2020