Wonton Death March

When you eat to many wontons and have to walk home to the shitter

“I took the wonton death march home yesterday, I needed new pants after.

by Devilfromdetroit January 1, 2022

Mr. Men March

During the whole month of March, men with small penises (under 4 inches) cannot nut, in respect of their hero, Mr. Men.

Person 1: Get ready for Mr. Men March!
Person 2: Ooohh, I love Keshav and all, but this is a hard challenge!

by Brin Bib October 31, 2019

march 2nd 2010

The best birthday ever!!!!!!!

if your born on that day, your the best person everr
~march 2nd 2010~

by khlohoe>>> May 18, 2022

March Slap Ass

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay )

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

March 31st, 2021

The day Mario will be publicly executed.

I can't believe Mario will be killed on March 31st, 2021

by Fuck it, *Uses his Real Name* March 23, 2021

March 22 2020

the day Roblox shut down (rumor)

‘Because of the population, the Roblox servers will shut down on March 22, 2020. It was a fun time, but we make less money now and we can’t hold the servers. We don’t have the money to keep them up.’

Roblox is not gonna shut down on March 22 2020(hopefully).

by anonymous March 17, 2020

march moustache madness

a time when any crazy moustache is acceptable. the name comes from march madness

-dude are you really gonna participate in march moustache madness?

by captain cecil paul March 26, 2008