Magic Carpet Ride

When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.

I needed the money so bad, I pulled a magic carpet ride last week.

by frosty dog October 1, 2019

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Magically spontaneous

The difference between a cream-pie and a facial

I’m about to be magically spontaneous watch this...

by Chaunceythegod22 March 3, 2021

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Marriott magic

Black magic you use to make girls want to fuck your brains out

Brandon: Why is she on you so much?
Xavier: WYM???
Brandon: She said she want you to plug her outlet
Pheonix: He used that Marriott magic on her👌

by Dumbrigga December 24, 2017

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Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

by Ragu God October 16, 2022

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