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Magical Rectangle 

A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
Magical Rectangle by Arrthepirate January 8, 2014

Magican't 

1) When a magician cannot perform magic.
2) Place in Earthbound
1) That magician said he's the best one ever, but then he went into an Magican't!
2) Traversing through Magicant is hard.
Magican't by Verdigris May 27, 2016

magikist 

noun. someone who really knows how to rock it out
The band got down like a magikist.
magikist by shortymac February 3, 2003

Magical Ponies

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!

magical vacuum 

When you suck a fart out of a girls ass and hold it in like a bong hit
Yo man last night I magical vacuumed demi alll night!
magical vacuum by Slipperyshinyseal September 1, 2017

Magaichinamu 

Manga-ee-chee-nah-moo

A Fijian word; the literal translation of "Yo Momma's Pussy" and is one of, if not THE most common word used by Fijians all over the world. Intended as a pun toward your mother's vagina.
Mike: Go away, Magaichinamu !

Jake: Magaichinamu !! FUCK OFF !
Magaichinamu by KaivitiBoy679 January 6, 2014