Oliver Johnathan Hymer

A larger creature commonly found roaming near maccas

Oliver Johnathan Hymer is a fat prick

by Oliver Hymer May 20, 2023

Dirty Jonah

Putting your whole head into another man’s asshole while stroking his cock with your feet

Me and Brett did a dirty Jonah the other day

by Youngmoneylove April 23, 2024

Dirty johnathon

When your wrestling with someone you take off yours and there pants (consent or non) you put your dick into there mouth and finger there butt till they pass out. To make it more interesting throw up on the person to.

I was wrestling my cousin, and I gave her a dirty johnathon there was throw up everywhere

by Creziz February 13, 2025

Going for a Johnathon

Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself

Back in a few, just Going for a Johnathon

by Nighter May 20, 2018

Swallow the Jonah

When you receive oral sex as you're scuba diving or snorkeling with whale sharks. In order for it to be a true Swallow the Jonah, you must reach full climax and your partner must swallow most, but not all of your discharge. The left over is obviously for the whale sharks.

She performed a Swallow the Jonah, not once, but twice while scuba diving off Mexico.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

Acting like jonothon

A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding

Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”

Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”

by Sigggmaaamaleee January 20, 2022

Jedi Knight Jonah

Some one who stream shittie games and is a wanted Sexual Criminal in 69 Countries. No one likes him and he usually is very fucking fat. He hates niggas and Jews. Often rape minors and overall is a Crack addict

Omg you love fucking kids??? Your such a Jedi knight Jonah

by Jews69187 nigga November 7, 2022