When you’re shielding up with your homies and you can’t help but want to ejaculate all over them and scream in a psychotic fashion.
Dave: I’m gonna bust my sexy little boy friends.
Tyrone: Ayyyoooo
Roger: What does your magic juice taste like uwu?
Fred: I have titties so I’m edge and fart until I shit, you just Fortnite Jizz Fizz us.
Tyrone: Ayyyoooo
Roger: What does your magic juice taste like uwu?
Fred: I have titties so I’m edge and fart until I shit, you just Fortnite Jizz Fizz us.
by SteveHarvey7 March 15, 2024
Get the Fortnite Jizz Fizzmug. To allow your most ridiculous ideas to project out of you with reckless abandon (no f¥cks given) in the knowledge people won’t f@ck with them regardless and that’s ok because you do. Stupid ideas are the key to an innovative future.
“Stupid ideas I feel are like sperm cells that fight to reach the egg during the process of reproduction. Some of these sperms are in our thoughts and some in the universe and the egg is the prize, the goal which is called innovation. Now the competition is good as long as someone wins. But my idea here is to generate twins. I want more people to win. For that to happen more stupid ideas like the sperm cells which lost track needs to reach their goal towards innovation. What can we do? Create more sperm cells(stupid ideas) or help existing sperm cells(stupid ideas) to reach the egg(innovation stage)or find them other eggs by creating more eggs to reach by giving them a direction.” - Bijswajeet Das (date unknown)
“Stupid ideas I feel are like sperm cells that fight to reach the egg during the process of reproduction. Some of these sperms are in our thoughts and some in the universe and the egg is the prize, the goal which is called innovation. Now the competition is good as long as someone wins. But my idea here is to generate twins. I want more people to win. For that to happen more stupid ideas like the sperm cells which lost track needs to reach their goal towards innovation. What can we do? Create more sperm cells(stupid ideas) or help existing sperm cells(stupid ideas) to reach the egg(innovation stage)or find them other eggs by creating more eggs to reach by giving them a direction.” - Bijswajeet Das (date unknown)
“It’s probably best not to use Chuck Jizz in verbal conversation. I have on various occasions and it’s incredibly uncomfortable”
by Alabama Lucydrop April 11, 2021
Get the Chuck Jizzmug. One of the most controversial techniques in territorial marking.
The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.
The victim is then considered a bitch.
Use move with caution.
*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head
The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.
The victim is then considered a bitch.
Use move with caution.
*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head
Guy 1: man, you totally handled Hannah last night
Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.
Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars
Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.
Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars
by Wrestle Mania June 8, 2011
Get the Jizz Lockmug. Jizz, originally named "Axel"
Jizz is a guy with absolute no rizz
Jizz is a short guy who always write his name on desks and walls etc.
Jizz is a guy with absolute no rizz
Jizz is a short guy who always write his name on desks and walls etc.
"Hey, have u seen Jizz?"
"Yeah, I saw him with some guy cosplaying rainbow six siege. Really weird"
"Ah man, don't be such a Jizz"
"I'm not naming my son Axel for sure. I do not want him to end up like a Jizz"
"Yeah, I saw him with some guy cosplaying rainbow six siege. Really weird"
"Ah man, don't be such a Jizz"
"I'm not naming my son Axel for sure. I do not want him to end up like a Jizz"
by NotSebb!! March 31, 2023
Get the Jizzmug. by calvin gerbil August 15, 2017
Get the jizz n jetmug. by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021
Get the Jizzing on the Sea Surfacemug. by Notmatt the legend June 10, 2024
Get the Jizz-Maxxingmug.