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Jammed up

Jammed up is when you are
1. So fucked up on you cannot be understood

2.Worked up about something

3. Stuck in a pickle

4. When you are caught doing something bottom of the barrel
Dude did you hear AARON Paul was Badly Jammed up last night, he got caught banging a 3
by Shimmaster69 August 8, 2024
mugGet the Jammed upmug.

Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.
Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.
by CG Badman June 19, 2017
mugGet the Jam wagon-wheelingmug.

nutella and jam

Ay bro that nutella and jam sandwich was fine as hell.
by ScoopDeDePoop October 2, 2018
mugGet the nutella and jammug.

jam-club

When your neighbours on either side want to exclude you from their social circle.
by Definitely not Luke it's dave November 20, 2020
mugGet the jam-clubmug.

Jam Donut

When your having coitus with your female partner on her period and post she sex ends up with a ring of blood around her asshole
My missus was on her period this week and had the fattest jam donut around her back hole
by gloryhole December 4, 2021
mugGet the Jam Donutmug.

jam rat

"Man, this is heavy. 23rd Jam rat today!!"
by jokes a plenty April 7, 2009
mugGet the jam ratmug.

Gingerberry Jam

A drink with Canada Dry cranberry and Jameson.
Hey bartender can I get a Gingerberry Jam.
by Jiztool July 6, 2018
mugGet the Gingerberry Jammug.

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