you've got no jams

the only thing you need to be an ARMY.

rapmon:jimin,you've got no jams!

by annalovestaetae June 22, 2017

Chicago Traffic Jam

When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.

Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass

by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017

nut sack jam

A nut sack jam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.

An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.

That idiot just got himself into a nut sack jam.

by Christina1985 December 9, 2017

In My Jam

The Process of being so focused or in the zone that you don’t notice anything happening around you.

I ain’t even peep her mom calling her phone I was ’in my jam’ clapping her

I ain’t even peep the score. I was ‘in my jam’ cookin y’all boyz

I just needa get in my jam and I’ll be straight

by Northfac3 November 30, 2020

blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

Log-jam

When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.

When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.

by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017

Genital Jam

A gender neutral term to describe secretions emitted from genitalia as a result of sexual arousal, stimulation, or activity.

Alex and Jamie really went at it in the guest room last night, there is genital jam all over the bed, walls, and tv remote.

by Häxa July 18, 2023