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Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra

When horny denizens exit their plant, they drop by the local turkey shoot to carry out their manly duties, corn-holing any bird's cloaca. The resulting cacophany is recorded by Deutch Gramaphone and marketed as LJSO.
Man, when Rigger Monkey came home, it was Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra for 20 minutes!!!

Gay Michael Jackson

A gay michael jackson is a person with incredible singing talents and is his only asset to getting hoes.
"He's so fine, almost like a gay michael jackson".
Gay Michael Jackson by itsyaboi-tm November 2, 2018

Michael Jackson 

Hey look over there it’s michael Jackson

You mean child molester?

Samuel L. Jackson 

Named in honor of the great actor, the Samuel L. Jackson is an alcoholic beverage containing two simple ingredients. Grape Drink (usually found in a gallon jug at Meijer or similar grocery store) and Everclear (195 proof version for authenticity). Basically like getting punched in the face while eating a grape Popsicle.
"So we gettin F-ed up tonight?"
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

"Want some Samuel L. Jacksons?"

"Fuck Ya Mutha Fucker! Pour them shits!"
Samuel L. Jackson by b_mackin August 3, 2011

Michael Jackson 

A highly contagious decease in which someone has an increasingly high fetish towards kids and invites them over to sleep in his bed with him.
Jacob Hey Mike, got a little kid now? I haven’t seen you in years!
mike Nah fam, doctor said I only have 6 weeks to live as I have been infected with Michael Jackson syndrome.
Jacob Stay the fuck away from me!
Michael Jackson by Jdbbdkebshx November 19, 2018

Michael Jackson 

LIttle boy: Oh boy, Michael Jackson.

MJ: Come here little boy, hee hee
Michael Jackson by Oswaldo Moberry October 22, 2020