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January 17th

On January 17th/be confident day, you post pictures of you to show your beautiful self off
Oh it’s January 17th let me post pictures of me really quick
by Yourfriend12302 January 16, 2021
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January 23

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day! Show her you really care and love her!
Steve: here Jenna, a hoodie

Jenna: oh thanks! but why?

Steve: well it’s january 23rd!

Jenna: ohhh!

*both happy*
by yesgirlypop January 22, 2024
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13 January

Send nudes to your husband day.

And have a good drink and hard fuck.
Hey babe do you know what day it is?
Off course13 january I'll sent you some ;-) Do you get some drinks, and then you can take me as you want
by S V January 13, 2023
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January

In some states, this is the month where the snow comes out of the clouds after hibernating in December.
“Why didn’t the snow come out in December?”
“It was a bit shy, so it scheduled to go outside in January.”
by DaisyClaire January 4, 2025
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Slap Ass January

a day where you can slap anybody's ass
Boy 1: *Slap's Boy 2's ass*
Boy 2: Gay nibba frick off
Boy 1: Its Slap Ass January
Boy 2: *Slap's Boy 1's ass to mexico*
by sleepjoe.exe November 4, 2020
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January 25th

If you are born on January 25th you are the most beautiful creature in the world. Have great birthday.
Guy: Hey when’s your birthday?
Girl: January 25th.
Guy: Makes sense because you’re really pretty.
by DaNgEr Im a vampire Lover August 23, 2022
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january 5, 2022

the day where people named jae have to ask their soulmate to marry them.
jae: it's january 5, 2022... wonpil do you wanna marry me?

wonpil: you're a loser
by eaj.piri January 4, 2022
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