January 1st

Other than being New Years day, it's also "tell everybody to go fuck themselves" day!

Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023

January 9th

The day where the most sarcastic, pretty people are born. January 9th is the day where the funniest people are born. It’s the unofficial day that the best people are born

Wow she’s born on january 9th she’s so attractive!!

by urban dictionary officiL November 25, 2021

January 23

National punch your teacher in the face day

Student 1: Dude, did you just punch Mrs. Stevens in the face?
Student 2: Fuck yeah, its January 23

by Broman memedude January 23, 2023

January 22nd

Nom a Damien day

“I can’t wait for January 22nd, i’ve been waiting to nom a damien!”

by namerofthings January 22, 2024

January 28th

National windmill Russ day.

I can’t believe it’s January 28th it’s national windmill Russ day, he’s fucked.

by Logangarang January 28, 2021

January 29

National tell your crush you like them day!

You: Hey I like you. It's January 29th, I have to say this!
Them: I like you too!

by JustAKayla January 27, 2022

January 24th

You’re the best person in the world DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC D NC DNC DNC DNC

ALL the ladies: omg are you born on January 24th???!!!! SEX RIGHT NOW

by january 24th October 3, 2021