benji: what’s your favorite music artist? I like Michael Jackson.
demon slayers: and i took that personally
demon slayers: and i took that personally
by candice nut fit in yo mouf June 3, 2021

Aaron: Dude, how much did that t-shirt cost you?
Tim: I dropped a big head jackson on it.
Aaron: That's not worth a big head jackson.
Tim: I dropped a big head jackson on it.
Aaron: That's not worth a big head jackson.
by Joe McC. August 22, 2009

When you're trying to bone your beefy friend Jason but the whiskey dick hits, so you rip the galaxy gas and go ass-up so Jason can piss in your asshole like a human urinal
Jack Worden couldn't get it up for Jason, so Jason went full Dirty Jackson and gave him a golden shower.
by dirtyjacksonenthusiast December 29, 2024

If you are Called Jackson your usually a smack head that texts 5 different girls at once
Jackson’s always horny and obsessed with girls they like to drink alcohol and sit in kfc and McDonald’s on a night , Jackson thinks he’s hard but really he cry’s over everything Jackson’s steal from high end shops to make himself look Rich , Jackson’s think they fit as fire but really they are disgusting
Jackson’s always horny and obsessed with girls they like to drink alcohol and sit in kfc and McDonald’s on a night , Jackson thinks he’s hard but really he cry’s over everything Jackson’s steal from high end shops to make himself look Rich , Jackson’s think they fit as fire but really they are disgusting
by Miss Unknown💗 December 8, 2019

Jackson is the sweetesy, most kindest, and loving person you will ever meet. He will make your life 10000 times better and his smile will light up your day. It's crazy how much you will love Jackson over everybody in the world. He will make you feel like the most beautiful amazing person in the world even if you aren't. If you ever get a Jackson in your life hold on to him and never let him go.
by HappyHannah September 11, 2019

bitch ass jamie lover that says “soon” every-time you need him for something. always loud and obnoxious and will try to steal your boyfriend. also spends money on overly expensive mandalorian hoodies and will offer to buy you one.
jonathan: oh my god look at that loser, the fuck is he wearing?
nick: that’s jackson plenty and he’s wearing the same mandalorian hoodie for the third day in a row. can’t believe he offered to buy me that shit
nick: that’s jackson plenty and he’s wearing the same mandalorian hoodie for the third day in a row. can’t believe he offered to buy me that shit
by imaverysexymannamedmagnus February 27, 2022

He is the one who got away. The love you will compare to all the others. He's sweet, loving, protective, and loyal. He has a fair amount of trust issues, and is only close with a few people. Though he is great at making friends.
He is a huge extrovert. And he loves to spend time with those close to him.
You'll never find someone like him. He's one of a kind.
He is a huge extrovert. And he loves to spend time with those close to him.
You'll never find someone like him. He's one of a kind.
by One hoe two hoe no hoe sad hoe September 4, 2020
