June 10th

National your sister isnt your sister i fucked your mom when i was 7 so give me 5 dollars or ill send your dad a dna test.

Or national Y.SI.Y.S.I.F.Y.M. day

Jack: "Hey bro do u know what today is?"
Josh:" no"
Jack:"is june 10th"
Josh:"so?"
Jack:"is national Y.S.I.Y.S.I.F.Y.M day"

by Jackie frostie June 10, 2021

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June 24

National no clothes day

Guess what today is? It's June 24, no clothes days so your not allowed to have clothes on

by riftyyyyyyyyyyy June 24, 2022

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If you have a june in your life you better not let them go. June is a person who will sacrifice themselves for you and will always comfort at anytime of the day. June is someone who will tell you the truth and not feed you delusions. June is a great person w/ a messed up childhood, but is still here today persevering. June is my bsf and some people might say I just decried a good friend. Although, that may be true, they’re so much more than that. Words can’t describe how important they are. ALSO THEIR HOT ASF, but that’s besides the point ;)

June is such an amazing person, and I hope you find a june too.

by Cariswuzhere June 28, 2023

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June 1st

A day of the two-faced.

June 1st could either go like 3 days in a French castle with your friends, some wine and some bread , or like 3 days in a French castle with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump fanatics.

One should beware on that day as to not offend the nearby Geminis , they bite.

Recommended action : Strangling a homophobe with the LGBTQ+ flag, unique and colourful.

On June 1st 1970, Nikita Khruschev was hospitalized for a burst blood vessel, yikes.

Marilyn Monroe was born on June 1st 1926. History recalls the dykes weren't ready.

by one_thilde October 17, 2019

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