Internet

The reason why you failed your history test. Now get off and go study!!!

We all use the internet at some point in our lives.

by Starquti July 12, 2017

internet bestfriend

A Internet Bestfriend is a friend whom you have made over the Internet or whom you know and you talk over social media but not in person, normally you are quite close with this person/people as why the term is called Internet bestfriend not internet friend

Holly:Omg I didn't know you and Harry were close?

Megan:Were not close in person we're internet bestfriends!

by SingleLadie April 19, 2018

"Internet address" degree of too much information

Refers to an "extreme" level of grossly over-sharing personal/graphic/disgusting details --- it would read, "www.tmi.com", an acronym which stands for "Way, Way, Wayyyyy Too Much Information; Come On, Man!"

Stud #1: I got my first blowjob while taking a crap on my girlfriend's toilet. It was awesome, and I found that it even helped me to poop more easily.
\Stud #2: Eeeeyewwww---- "Internet address" degree of too much information!

by QuacksO July 30, 2018

telus internet

a phone and internet company from canada. its down once a month but its the only big alternative to shaw. people switch to telus when they realise shaw has started monitoring the amount of traffic they use and charges them overages.

steve- "hey i see you're on telus internet now, HAHA that sucks they go down like every month."

dave- "well at least they wont start charging me overages when i (legaly) download too many movies"

steve- "oh s***"

by happydappyman September 15, 2011

surf her internet

A metaphor for the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Ken went round to Barbies place to "surf her internet".

by james October 29, 2003

Deep Space Internet Poetry

The dark and twisted limericks, haikus, free verse, cinquain, ballads, and kids poems that can be found after hours of searching the far reaches of the internet.

Kent - "Hey Dave, I found some Deep Space Internet Poetry."
Dave - "Lets have a listen."
Kent - "Roses are red,

Violets are red,

Everything is red,

I like the smell of blood."
Dave - "Good one! I enjoyed the alliteration."

by BSNPmP November 18, 2011

internet

Something that's for cunts, along with TV.

TV and the internet are for cunts. The only reason I'm on the internet right now is so I make it one step closer to being shut down.

by Anonymous July 28, 2004