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Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.
Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...
by munchkineater March 6, 2012
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Hand dander

The artifact left behind on ones hands after eating a crumb producing food. Flakes are expelled by rubbing ones fingers together or any sudden movement of the hand; much like dandruff on the scalp.
Leo made it snow after eating Triscuits by rubbing his fingers together over Mads homework paper, covering it in his hand dander.
by Nookus June 8, 2012
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DMF-HAND

Chillin' like a Dylan last night when Crew Cut Beck Dude popped up crying on the tube. What's the deal? Dude's burnt toast. So, why's he back on the box? DMF-HAND!!!
by fuzdog July 1, 2011
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Hand Of Brooks

A warning between mates that a girl has been ruined for life, and is likely to have a concerto of STDs.

From the noun "Brooks" (South London slang for a bad bad man)
1. "That chick would get RUINED"

2. "Nah mate, hand of Brooks"

1. "......Dirtbag"
by Big Dirt McGirt August 31, 2011
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Frazz hands

Like jazz hands, but frustrated. Hands out spread with fingers gyrating in an irritated way.
Jenny was so irritated by Bob's crap that the frazz hands came out.
by billfredtom September 21, 2011
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Social Hand

The hand you use for every day interaction. You should not sneeze into it because that is gross and spreads germs.
Gross, don't sneeze into your social hand, Eddie. Don't touch me ever again.
by shockedbythislackofknowlege September 30, 2011
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hungry hands

When your an old ma who can’t resist inappropriately touching the young female office staff
Hungry hands was creeping round that bird at work again today
by Mount6138 November 27, 2018
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