Holy tits!

My bro came up with this, basically when something is so appalling or astonishing that "Holy shit!" or "Holy fucking shit!" wont cover it

Heres an example of "Holy Tits!" in a conversation
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"

by GoFigure0 January 29, 2025

holy sight

Something's not really a lot of people don't like the idea.

I have no clue what you are doing ok holy sight

by Hoylesiegeien January 30, 2025

Holy-grapevine

The holy-grapevine is when you take your worst girlfriend to your nicest vineyard, you open a nice bottle of sparkling wine, get her clothes off and start butt-f*cking doggy style. When you’re about to cum, you yell out “holy-grapevine” and hit her in the back of the head with a grapevine.

I holy-grapevined my gal last weekend and my shoulder is still thrown out from those big, head-pruned vines.

by MendoVineGuy February 18, 2025

Holy Swagamole

An exclamative phrase similar to "holy shit!" or "holy guacamole!", used to describe situations of utmost swag or to make fun of something stupid.

"Holy Swagamole! you fucking suck at this game!"
or
"Holy Swagamole that guys fucking awesome!"

by aasssaeqwwwwwwf February 25, 2025

Holy Fuckey Baduckey

Like holy moly or holy crap, or holy shit, except used in instances where those words don't cut it.

Holy Fuckey Baduckey! My wife is pregnant!

by Eushshtb March 12, 2025

Holy Chopped

When someone is very Chopped

Holy chopped Micah

by Holy chopped guy March 27, 2025

Holy Gramollie

An expression of extreme surprise, disbelief, or excitement. Can be used in both positive and negative situations, often in place of "Holy cow!" or "Holy smokes!"

Holy Gramollie! This coleslaw is amazing!

by Dr. Bargus April 23, 2025