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hannah edgar

a blonde girl that falls in love with skater boys and thinks that the word "bababooey" is funny but so do i
person1: have u met hannah edgar? she was on my toilet searching pork faggots

person 2: no
by dingdongthewitchisdead69 November 26, 2020
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Hannah Wallbank

A Hannah Wallbank is a tall girl who is very weird. You're lucky to be friends with her as she will always care for you but don't get on her bad side! she knows karate.
woah! that lampost is tall, must be a hannah wallbank!
by Billy bobster lobster January 7, 2017
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Hannah

Hannah is someone who usually loses to a person named Pierce at Game Pigeon.
Hannah never seems to beat Pierce at anything.
by Jdbcbhxj February 28, 2022
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Hannah Smith

That one girl who you'll swear is too good for you and you won't want to let her go.
Is that hannah smith!?!
Yeah it is!!
by Bubbagump458 December 15, 2022
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Hannah

The hottest, amazing, greatest, coolest, perfect, kind, sweet & awesome. She is the world’s biggest gabenath shipper and is proud of it. She shits daily & they are, wow, really big ones. She also has a huge ass.
Wow, Hannah is so hot
by Gabenath_girl May 18, 2022
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Hannahs

Hannahs are soft, delicate creatures with large amounts of spunk and precocious behavior. Also known as a Hanny, these majestic creatures defend themselves with the biggest part of their body: their mouths. Hannys are typically born in their natural habitat, with unsaid determination utilized to complete unique tasks—by force of logic and a reckless imagination. Hannahs are especially designed to argue the truth to prove dumb people wrong. If you decide to adopt a Hanny, it is important that you DO NOT water her. Hannys hate water and sunlight. Because of this, Hannys live in secluded areas that are fuzzy and dimly lit. Hannahs hate almost every type of food that exists, so it is imperative that your Hannah recieves plain foods with basic texture and quality. Note that Hannahs are highly disgusted by bananas, and that Hannahs don't like bananas at all.

Warning: Hannys may be subjected to selective hearing when approached by stupid ideas or stupid people who invoke them. Do not mistreat your Hannah or you WILL be sorry; but most importantly, love your Hanny thoroughly at all times. If you openly dispute a Hanny's natural way of life, she will find a reason to dislike you just for the sake of it. Lastly, remember that Hannys are incredibly loyal and grow emotionally attached to the people around them.
Continuously note that Hannahs will be properly stimulated when treated with patience and care. They like attention and companionship, as well as silly nicknames and sarcasm. Hannahs are native to warmer climates in places such as Florida, Georgia, and the Caribbean. Hannahs hibernate for more than ten hours at a time based on the climate change within the year. Hannahs will morph into caterpillars when trying to stabilize heat regulation. But most importantly, you must take care of your Hannah, so she can love, learn, and grow.
by HannahChristine0506 November 22, 2021
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Hannah

If you are friends with or dating someone named Hannah, she is probably the best person in the whole world. She is the epitome of class, grace, and beauty. She is also very sexy but can be clinically insane sometimes. LOL. anyways, she has the best laugh ever, to some it may sound like a witch. she may always have a broken tooth because she ran into a pole as a kid. overall, she is the queen!!!!!
Damn! She's so Hannah!

Is the house haunted? No, that's Hannah laughing.
by fatandsassy69 December 6, 2024
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